Sunday, March 12, 2006

My Mommy and her Muscles


My Mother teaches a class once a week of three years old. She has more fun then any of the kids she instructs. Durrnig one of her lessons one little boy came up to her and started to stroke the back of her arm. Now my mother just tried to play it off as though he was feeling for big muscles,"Oh BIG muscles!!"she grumbled as he just stroked gently the back of her tricep.

She did admitted she wondered if he was loving the fluffy-ness of the back of her arm.

Fast forward to the following week's class and we have said boy comming to the frount of the class and proceeding to stroke the back of my mom's arm. She turns to him and in her grumbling voice says, "Big Muscles!!"

His eyes get big and he responds with a stroke of the frount of her body (Bre*st area) and Says
"Oh Yeah, you do Have Really BIIIIIG Muscles." Her cup size is just above the letter J. So he was right in the identification of BIIIGG.

She giggled about it, and I laughed so hard it hurt. She is a nurse and one of the funniest ones I know. She may or may not have been too embarressed to tell his parents about adipose tissue vs. Muscle tissue identificaiton skills he may have to work on. You never can tell with her she is kinda funny.

14 comments:

Stephanie said...

Love it! SO funny.

Rachelle said...

LOL! That is so freaking hilarious!

Anonymous said...

holy moly those are some BIG boobs!

Unknown said...

Too funny.

Muley said...

Size J? Don't those have to be registered as dangerous weapons with the FBI?

Seriously, this little tyke is going to be quite the charmer someday.

T said...

When my son was in daycare he must have overheard someone talking about one of the teachers. To describe her to us he said she was the one with the big boots. To my knowledge she never wore boots.

Kathy said...

LOL. LOL. LOL.

and at the same time, SO disturbed!

Who are this kids parents? And what are they/are they not teaching?

Donnetta said...

Ah... nothing like words from the mouth of babes... to funny!

Linsey Farley Jameson said...

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!

Anonymous said...

That was completely hilarious!

someone else said...

What a good laugh! Thanks.

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