Lessons from "low ridin"

There are many lessons one can learn from low riding pants. Gravity works against you. It's a constant fight. 

This last month all family members were in the Prius C And we were driving by a bicyclist. In the town we live in that isn't new. 

This young man was for sure low riding. His waist line of his shorts were mid thigh to lower thigh at best. 

Of my three children only two were paying attention and were like woah! I pointed out that I was glad this was a boy and not a girl. Thought that might get some giggles but Thing 2 was too shocked to respond. Then from the back of the car we hear thing 1 mumble....

"If I was a girl I'd stare at my boobs all day" 

Woah what was that? 

Cause honestly I had barely heard that and all that was really clear was the word boobs. 

So we asked him to repeat what he said! 

Yup totally honest. He was probably playing a tablet video game and only half listening to what we were saying. He comes out with the one truest true statement of all man kind. The one they probably all think and don't say out loud. 

Thanks Thing 1 thanks.